Anonymous asked: do u wear mascara or somethin?
Anonymous asked: What is your highest whistle with RECEIPTS?!
Anonymous asked: What's the best thing to ever happen to you?
Anonymous asked: How often are you with Kenny? Does he have a man?
Anonymous asked: What do you do for fun? You seem so serious.
Anonymous asked: Would you be willing to give me the Inspire Well theme code? :)
Branding 101: Hiring a Freelancer →
Hey guys, gals, and geeks! Class is officially in session over at The CoolGeek Academy! If you’re thinking of starting up a business or simply considering a major project, get your notebooks ready! The class is Branding 101 and the first lesson is “Hiring a Freelancer” Enjoy! ^_^
CoolGeekSociety's Website is LIVE →
Our minds unchained by the fear of failure, we are one in the same Relentless in our expressions, a creative progression to a worldwide knowledge of our name We are artists discovering our masterpieces, hardship preferred over ease Not wood and stretched fabric, but things more elaborate, our canvas is whatever we please A drive that’s fueled by a burning passion, our tank is forever full These...
… people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them....– Leonardo da Vinci
My Dream Choir
Last night, I had a dream. I was writing for and leading a choir, compiled of all my favorite voices. I was…speechless at the resulting sound. My choir included… Sopranos: Kelly Rowland (my simple lead soprano) Sasha Allen Jennifer Hudson (crankin that mezzo) Bey (only because she refused to be an alto) Altos: Jazmine Sullivan (giving a sickening ad lib whenever she...
Daughter: I'm tired of waiting! I'm ready NOW, Mommy!
Mother: Mariella, you have no PATIENCE!
Daughter: Well duh, I don't have 'patients,' mommy. I'm not a doctor, ya know.
Great Customer Service
Customer: Can I get a cinnamon raisin bagel with cream cheese?
Me: Sure. (makes bagel) Here ya go!
Customer: Thank you (bites bagel) This cream cheese tastes different
Me: That's because it's fat free
Customer: I didn't ask for fat free.
Me: I know...but you should have :) Consider it a favor
The best part of waking up… there’s morning wood in your butt– Marlon Young